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Our Sense of HumorDear GodMusings from the true innocents of the world toward an all-powerful being.******* 
Dear God,Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Ginny ******* Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce ******** Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet ******** Dear God, If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton - because I hate her. Denise ******** Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (I am not going to say who I am). ******** Dear God, I read the bible. What does the word begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Alison ********* Dear God, How did you know you were God? Charlene ********* Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita *********  Dear
God,I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan ********* Dear God: Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother. Darla ********** Dear God, I like the story about Chanukah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. Glenn ********** Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Dennis ********** Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? Nan ********** Dear God, It's O.K. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes? Arnold ********** Dear God, Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Norma ********** Dear God, In bible times did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer *********** Dear God, What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything. Jane *********** Dear God, How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now? Seymour *********** Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year. Peter *********** Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. Larry *********** Dear God, I keep waiting for spring but it never did come yet. Don't forget. Mark *********** Dear God, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. Dean *********** Dear God, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. Marsha *********** Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Mickey D. *********** Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business? Donny *********** Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on Vacation? Jane *********** Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your Idea. Sincerely, Donna *********** Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God. Charles *********** Dear God, It is great the way you always get the Stars in the right places. Jeff *********** Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Frank *********** Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was Cool. ************* Dear God, Please forgive me, I'm just a plain ole everyday sinner! Love Thomas |
